Don’t be a Dick Whitney Avalon (Ft. Kelly Vrooman)

[Whitney]
Well, I'm not gonna lie
We’ll all suffer and die
Sure, you never know when, but my friend, until then
It doesn’t help to sit and cry
'Cause you could live to a hundred or later today
Be brained by a falling brick
So the best use of however much time you’ve got is
Don’t be a dick

Yes, the planet is screwed
Millions don’t have enough food
We’re insignificant and small, so we can’t fix it all
But we can change our attitude
So if the reservoir in your neighbourhood
Is polluted with arsenic
Buy a bottle of water for that homeless guy and--

[Alex]
Don't be a dick?

[Whitney]
Right!

People are greedy, they make bad choices
Consumers consume and it's never enough
They eat tortured beef and drive big Rolls Royces
While flies are eating third-world children's eyeballs and stuff
“I'm just one puppet,” you're probably thinking
“What kind of difference can I possibly make?
When all of humanity is flailing and sinking
Careening towards another apocalyptic mistake”
Well, don't forget about the butterfly effect--