The Saddest Song Ever Sung Value Select

[Intro]
Women only want to have sex with me
They bust a nut and then they leave
Why?
Why won't they stay?

[Verse]
Is it something in the way I'm poor?
They see a handsome face and nothing more?
Girls can lie at night and say it's only me
But I am just a badge upon their self-esteem, and now!
I will never have a love of my own
I am a prisoner inside the Bone Zone
You know, sometimes I'd rather
Take you for a hike out in the woods (Not for sex)

[Outro]
When will I find the one
Who wants to play Scrabble and leave my pants alone?
All this sex
Is getting on my nerves
(Oh, will you shut up!)