ERIK:
My older sister whacked me in the throat with a hockey stick
When I was only five years old
Now I have irrational throat fears
Well, first off, PaigeAnna2
We appreciate your five-star review
But wait, sorry
Your older sister slashed you in the throat with a hockey stick
I mean, damn, you were only five years old
I'd say you actually have understandably rational throat fears
COLLEEN:
I would agree with that
ERIK:
But now I'm stuck
It's hard to move on
I was supposed to read and write about other reviews for this song
But I'm left wondering, just picking my guitar
Did you need stitches or did it leave a scar
We know our ****
We watch Forensic Files
Did the partial prints and DNA match the hockey stick profile
And whose hockey stick was this
Was it yours or was it hers
Has the evidence been pawned off to a Play It Again Sports
My older sister whacked me in the throat with a hockey stick
When I was only five years old
Now I have irrational throat fears
Well, first off, PaigeAnna2
We appreciate your five-star review
But wait, sorry
Your older sister slashed you in the throat with a hockey stick
I mean, damn, you were only five years old
I'd say you actually have understandably rational throat fears
COLLEEN:
I would agree with that
ERIK:
But now I'm stuck
It's hard to move on
I was supposed to read and write about other reviews for this song
But I'm left wondering, just picking my guitar
Did you need stitches or did it leave a scar
We know our ****
We watch Forensic Files
Did the partial prints and DNA match the hockey stick profile
And whose hockey stick was this
Was it yours or was it hers
Has the evidence been pawned off to a Play It Again Sports
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