I Could If I Wanted To Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Santino Fontana)

[GREG]
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo, an "A"
What's an "A?"
It's just a letter on a page meant to distract us from the pain
But it's not like any "A" can make a difference in the day
Sure, I could get an "A" if I wanted to get an "A"
But who cares about an "A?"
I don't
I don't care
Although I coulda made that grade if I did care
But I don't

But I could if I wanted to
 
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo, look at this guy
In the red-and-blue-striped tie
Makin' millions till he dies
Sellin' bonds and stocks to other guys in ties
Who have millions with which to buy a bunch of bonds and stocks and ties
I'd rather die, which I will, eventually, of course
But in the meantime, I could make millions
Sellin' stocks and bonds and ties if I tried
But I don't
But I could, but I don't

But I could if I wanted to, yeah
Yeah, I could if I wanted to
Who cares?
 
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo, a happy dad
With his big dad calves and his stupid baseball cap
And his T-ball shirt and dumbass son
Throwin' a ball
Like it's so important to know how to throw a ball
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo!