Merry Christmas from the Family Rosie O’Donnell & The Chicks

[Intro: Natlalie Maines & Rosie O'Donnell]
Alright
Well, uh
Tonight, we have somethin' a little special
Seein' as how it's the Christmas season and all
Thought we'd get everybody in the holiday spirit, and, uh
We have a special guest that's gonna come out
We haven't really met her yet, but, um
Hello, everybody, how are ya?
Hello, Detroit, Motor City, hello
How you girls doin'?
Hi, good
Good to see ya, nice to know ya
Y'all know me? I'm Trixie Dixie
Trixie Dixie?
Yep
Nice to meet you
Thank you, um
There was a contest down at my local 7-Eleven
Down in there Arkansas where I live
Whoever could hold on to a Dixie Chicks poster
For the longest amount of time got to perform here in Detroit
Right
I held onto that sucker for fourteen days
Fourteen days
Fourteen days, I didn't eat, I didn't sleep
I wore Depends undergarments
Really?
So if I had to go to the bathroom
I just went right there, no one even knew it
Fourteen days (Fourteen days)
That's dedication
So now I'm here to do a little song with y'all (Okay)
Somethin' I wrote a few years back
Hope y'all enjoy it