If Insane Clown Posse

[Intro: FxCKFACE]
"In order for one to metamorphosize from one's inner self to being project out into the astral plain and to rematerialize into an inanimate object, or another living organism for that matter, is entirely and absolutely impossible. However."

[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
If I was your TV I'd be like "Look at me"
If I was a shooting star I'd be like "Peace!"
If I was a fat bitch's thong I'd be like "Hell naw!"
If I was a hotties thong I'd be like "Awwww"
If I was a cuss word I'd just be like "fuck"
If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin' like "Sup?"
If I was a butthole I'd just be an exit
If I was the D.O.C. I'd be like "man, this is bullshit"
If I was the tires on your car I'd be like "NEEEAAAWWW"
If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like "Aww fuck"
If I was a balloon I'd be like "pap"
If I was Alyssa Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce
If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say "the point 103"
If I was a richie-ass bitch I'd be like "umm... ok"
If I was Spin magazine I'd put a mirror on the cover
And be like "Fuck us, and all our readers, even this motherfucker!"
If I was your mental stress I'd be catching up
If I was your headaches every now and then I'd be like "THONK!"
If I was your tongue I'd be hating your teeth
I'd be like "Ow! Why do you always bite me every time we try to eat?"
If I was a chair I'd be like "Sit here"
If I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf hair
If I was your muffler I'd be like "Shhh, quietly"
And if I was a price tag I'd be like "You ain't buying me"
If I was a fresh ass DJ I'd be like *record scratch*
If I was Jam Master Jay I'd be like *slow record scratch*
If I was a cheap clock radio I'd be like *static* ("Tune that motherfucker in")
If I was Barry White I'd be like "What up y'all?"
If I was nipple in the cold I'd be like *Boing*
If I was your dead uncle I'd be like "....."
If I was a raindrop I'd just be like *drop*
And If I had an ax to your neck I might say "CHOP!"