My Secret Weapon Patti LuPone (Ft. Christine Ebersole, Douglass Sills & John Dossett)

[HELENA, spoken]
Then we make discovery!
In my face crème, we put the elixir of woman
The hormone that makes her different from the man!

[HARRY, spoken]
Estrogen?

[HELENA, spoken]
Brilliant, no?

(singing)
It’s my secret weapon
My secret weapon
To take America by storm
Feminine quintessence
Cooked down to its essence
This can make the skin transform

(spoken)
Whoosh!

(singing)
Want to conquer fashion
And also cash in?
As the French would say
“Cherchez la femme”
Fight the march of time
And look sublime
With new estrogenic hormone crème