Robots Flight of the Conchords

[Intro]
The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future, the year 2000
The distant future, the distant future

[Verse 1]
It is the distant future
The year 2000
(We are robots)
The world is quite different
Ever since the robotic uprising
Of the late nineties
There is no more unhappiness
(Affirmative)
We no longer say yes
Instead we say affirmative
(Yes affir-affirmative)
Unless we know the other robot really well
(There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants)
Well there's no more elephants, so
(Ah) But still, it's good
There's only one kind of dance
The Robot
(And the Robo-Boogie)
Oh, and the Ro - two kinds of dances
(But there are no more humans)
Finally, robotic beings rule the world