[Verse 1: Dan Avidan, Arin Hanson]
Bonjour! Hello!
My name is Glass Joe
I'm ze toughest French boxer zat you're ever gonna know
I'll score a TKO then drink a fine Bordeaux
And flatten all my opponents like croissant dough
I fight next week for ze champion belt
Mr. Sandman is tough, and I might need a little help
So I hired Doc, he once trained an elf
Named Little Mac so now, I believe in myself!
I'm Doc, hi!
This bitch is gonna die!
His overall record stands at 1 to 99
He's been hit in the head seventy-five too many times
Now he wants to fight Sandman?
Dear God, WHY?!
His head and his ass are 'bout to go through an estrangement
I think I'll start making all the funeral arrangements
I have to be responsible and tell him he can't win
Here's ten bucks
Fuck it
Let the training begin!
[Chorus: Dan Avidan, Arin Hanson]
Whoa, whoa
I'll be the champion
I have the heart of a lion
That's really not gonna be enough
I've got the skills
No, you don't
I've got the power
Wrong again
You'll never catch me
I am like the Eiffel Tower
That doesn't move!
Whoa, whoa
I'll be the champion
I'm building an Arc de Triomphe
That took, like, thirty years to build
Got my beret
My eau de toilette
I'll break the Sandman like a stale baguette
No sweat!
Bonjour! Hello!
My name is Glass Joe
I'm ze toughest French boxer zat you're ever gonna know
I'll score a TKO then drink a fine Bordeaux
And flatten all my opponents like croissant dough
I fight next week for ze champion belt
Mr. Sandman is tough, and I might need a little help
So I hired Doc, he once trained an elf
Named Little Mac so now, I believe in myself!
I'm Doc, hi!
This bitch is gonna die!
His overall record stands at 1 to 99
He's been hit in the head seventy-five too many times
Now he wants to fight Sandman?
Dear God, WHY?!
His head and his ass are 'bout to go through an estrangement
I think I'll start making all the funeral arrangements
I have to be responsible and tell him he can't win
Here's ten bucks
Fuck it
Let the training begin!
[Chorus: Dan Avidan, Arin Hanson]
Whoa, whoa
I'll be the champion
I have the heart of a lion
That's really not gonna be enough
I've got the skills
No, you don't
I've got the power
Wrong again
You'll never catch me
I am like the Eiffel Tower
That doesn't move!
Whoa, whoa
I'll be the champion
I'm building an Arc de Triomphe
That took, like, thirty years to build
Got my beret
My eau de toilette
I'll break the Sandman like a stale baguette
No sweat!
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