Angry Birds vs Catastrophe Crow - Lame-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob (Ft. Eric the audible, Freshy Kanal, Snakebite126 & SuperThingsOnCups)

[Intro]
Lame-Ass Rap Battles
Red vs. Mr. Crow
3, 2, 1, go


[Verse 1: Red, played by Freshy Kanal]
I thought the pigs' plot was enough to make me pissed off
But now I gotta fling hot disses straight off the slingshot
We stay protecting kids way before they freakin' hatch
Fitting that this little brat came from a baby's chicken scratch
You've got, like, 20 vids
There's no way you can catch up
I got raps up my sleeve
While your sleeve is just wrapped up
Your cartridge and daddy will stay old and gray, loner strayed
Flew the coop and never stayed
To raise his precious golden egg

[Verse 2: Mr. Crow, played by Commander Jacob]
I see you, Red, I'd tear apart your cardinal sins
But we can bond over the crow language it's clear your bars were in
Or maybe not
After your failures, I observed that
Your servers must've been cursed bad by the evil Sir Cat
Those absurd raps are calling me to stay and work at
A verse that'll take you down so we can't see these birds flap
I stack hits like blocks
Show you an L and tower you
Lemme just lay this down
If I gotta spell it out for you
While I respect protecting your nest
From turning into a bed and breakfast
Your tactics lack any sense of direction
While flinging heads into wreckage
You got rich from your title?
Your only golden shower nowadays
Is piss from your idol