The Like Song Thirsty Fish

[Hook]
This isn’t a love song
It’s more like a like song
When you were getting your club on
You were the one I had my eyes on
(I like you, you like me, is it love? unlikely)
You let me cut like a buzzsaw
We did it with the lights on
And all your girlfriends was wrong
Because I actually might call

[Verse 1: Dumbfoundead]
I never knew a l-l-l-like like this
You're the type of girl I take to sci-fi flick
Or watch a Monday night fight with pints and spice dip
Labeled ‘booty call’ under contacts in my sidekick
If you're looking for love
Why you up in the club
Stuck up?
Start loosening up
Sip this Grey Goose
Duck, duck
This ain’t a shot at love
This is just straight shots
Buck, buck
I like like much better
(Whatever)
Love sucks
You're the type of girl that I wouldn’t take home to mom
But you can meet my uncle and he'll give me loads of props
Cause you were oh so hot
But let’s close up shop
I'll probably forget about you
Like Robocop
Now you think I'm an asshole
So insensitive
If you thought you were the one
Go-go and guess again
You say let’s try to make this work
But I'm a pessimist
So I use like instead of love to avoid messiness