William Wallace, Scottish Rebel Horrible Histories (Ft. Ben Willbond, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Mathew Baynton & Simon Farnaby)

I am William Wallace
My life was a mystery
Some say born 1272
Some say 1263
Was Dad Malcolm of Paisley?
Maybe Alan from Ayr?
Did I have a wife or no
Do you really care?
They say I had a big red beard
But all you need to know
I was a Scottish rebel
And the English were my foe

William Wallace, Scottish rebel
"This is war," I cried
Many English fought me
And many English died

I took against the English
Back when I was fairly wee
Cause an Englishman called Selby
Bullied my whole family
It upset me, so I struck him
Dead - well, wouldn't you?
Then an English sheriff came along
Guess what, I killed him too
They say he killed my wife
So he deserved what he got
Then England's King Ed came for me
Oh, I'm scared... not!