Happy Ending Hopsin

[Chorus]
Hello, how you doing?
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyt'ing, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you something lucky
Hello, how you doing?
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyt'ing, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you something lucky

[Verse 1]
Yup, just a normal day, on my favorite website, backpage.com
I was scrollin' through hoes, lookin' for a bitch to fuck
I'm like, "That babe, uh huh."
I was just about to call her
Then I saw an ad pop up, I'm like, "Wait, oh my God!"
You see, I had a really long day
And I just could not turn down an Asian massage
So, I called 'em up and I said
"Hello, when is your next slot available?"
She said, "You can come right now."
Fuck yeah! "Hurry up, because I'll wait for you!"
I pulled up and I sat in the waiting room
Is this shit all a setup, it's debatable
If I get confronted by the police
I just want a massage, I am not here to break the rules
Then an Asian lady had a pen and told me
"Come over here to the counter!"
Then she ask me if I wanted to get a session
For 30 minutes or an hour
I said, "Hmm uh, I'll take 30
Nah, matter of fact I'll do an hour, fuck it."
'Cause I know whatever's 'bout to go on
Behind those doors I'm 'bout to love it
She say, "Usually 50 dollar but for you I do 45."
I say thank you and gave her the money
Then she say, "Okay, let's go inside!"
I'm like, "Fuck yeah!" – it's about to go down right now
So good what I found right now
I'm about to let it all out right now, yeah