Slappy vs Jigsaw Aaron Fraser-Nash

[Intro: Slappy and Jigsaw]
Well hello there Jigsaw
Do you want to play a game?
You know I do, Slappy
But if you use my catchphrase again
I'll kill you
Both of us are masters, in our differing realities
But while there's no fatalities, I've got the personality
All you do is peddle in, and read a line of monotone
Is anybody really home?
Come clean like you're on methadone
The fact is you're a doll imposter
Had me fooled, so here's an Oscar
Fakin' it is out of order, wouldn't let you join the monstеrs
Screw you and your tape recordеr, talk and talk, but never slaughter
I can write, 'cause I'm an author
While you're sat describin' torture, wearing suits won't make us equal
I have fun, but you're just evil
After one, the plot was feeble
Gettin' bored with all the sequels
Strung it out, you're on to nine
I got a third from R.L. Stine
But now I've made it big this time
You want a picture?
Join the line
I just think you're too dramatic
Serious and over graphic
I'll admit, I'm psychopathic
But, I'm fun and full of magic
All the dolls think you're a traitor
Not possessed, so just a faker
No, I'm not a legislator
But, you could call me a hater