Ain’t It the Same Uncle Lucius

[Verse 1]
I got into a fistfight on a five dollar bill
Now I gots arraignment and six months on the hill

[Chorus]
Ain't it the same?
Ain't it the same?
They cut my hair last winter
Ain't it the same?

[Verse 2]
Used to have a woman and two more on the side
Now I got all three trying to clothesline my hide

[Chorus]
Ain't it the same?
Ain't it the same?
They cut my hair last winter
Ain't it the same?

[Verse 3]
Went to call on my preacher but there was no one there
So I drank a pint of whiskey and fell down the stairs

[Chorus]
Ain't it the same?
Ain't it the same?
They cut my hair last winter
Ain't it the same?