I Hate Jimmy Page Mindless Self Indulgence

[Verse 1]
I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fuckin' around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul smelling DJ
Suckers can reach out and touch me and eat me
(I lick clit, I like it)
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Black a la mode with the mummified faces
Am I animal, vegetable, mineral, or ooh?
I'm a bad ass, tell me I'm a bad ass
I don't need you and I don't need a break
Now, if I wasn't here, I'd be out gettin' laid
Please, please, please don't play the whole damn song
A 2-minute song is just 1 minute and 59 seconds too goddamn long

[Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I hate Jimmy Page!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Kick those faggots off the stage!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bite the future and fuck the past!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My old shit will never last!

[Verse 2]
I hold the microphone with my butt now
Who like that song 'Five-Year-Old Panty Shot'?
Yeah, yeah, that could be a real big record
'Cause it's got the bump with the molestation
I'm lower than most animals and fear what might be weird
And all those voices in my head, have every right to be there
I ain't a girl just 'cause I rock the gold
I ain't a boy just 'cause I rock your world
Bad boy, don't you fuck my dolly
I'll pinch my ass with a motherfuckin' smile on my face
And I get real stupid and you, and you, and you can't stop me