
Val Kilmer Bowling for Soup
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[Verse 1]
I always thought my movie
Would be a comedy
Not quite the tragedy that it's become
More slapstick than chick flick
More Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's
So, thank me at the podium
For a lifetime of contribution
[Pre-Chorus]
Turn on the cameras
Someone cue the extras
Hair and makeup to the set
[Chorus]
Because the big screen's calling
Final casting call
It's your big shot, baby
You're the next big star
Of another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Who's falling apart
You're headed for the cutting room floor
And in the sequel, honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl
I always thought my movie
Would be a comedy
Not quite the tragedy that it's become
More slapstick than chick flick
More Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's
So, thank me at the podium
For a lifetime of contribution
[Pre-Chorus]
Turn on the cameras
Someone cue the extras
Hair and makeup to the set
[Chorus]
Because the big screen's calling
Final casting call
It's your big shot, baby
You're the next big star
Of another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Who's falling apart
You're headed for the cutting room floor
And in the sequel, honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl
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