I Am an Ugly Brunette... I Want to Have a Lonely Child Horse Jumper of Love

[Verse 1]
Funeral-expense commercial
Kids cutting birthday cake
I am the jealous one
I remember that shirt
I got a bunch of bleach on it
I liked it that way too

[Verse 2]
I am an ugly brunette
I want to have a lonely child

[Hook]
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm

[Verse 3]
I'll be patient with you
That's the way the garden grows
And the gardener forgets

[Hook]
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm