Coming Up $hort Too $hort

INTRO
(Bitch!)
Bitches keep comin up $hort
Fuckin with Too $hort, Too $hort
(Bitch!)
Too $hort, Too $hort
REPEAT

Now fuck around and get a five finger hand plant
Straight across your face
To make sure all you bitches understand it
That I'm a pimp-mack-player-ass nigga
Not a gentleman
Ain't gonna be no sucker-ass swindlin
I know ya starving bitch what you gone eat?
Just because I picked you up I guess you waitin on me
It ain't goin be that, you shoulda ate or brought'cha ass a plate
Cos on this date we just fuckin till it's late
I ain't Romeo, Prince Charming or a knight in shining armour
I'm only out to fuck a bitch, fuck tryin to charm her
I treat a fine ass bitch like dirt
No money in her purse, a fuck is all it's worth
Lookin hella good in the club like a ho
Bitch, you need to go find a nigga to buy some mo' drinks
At the bar, fill you up with Long Islands
While I be all in your face tryin to fuck smilin
Cos Short Dawg'll never cater to you hoes
And if you ain't fuckin I say "Later" to you hoes
So if you bitches gotta plot
You better get gonna get shot fuckin with Short Dawg