Once there was an adorable little bunny
That hopped and bopped through the cotton fields
Eating carrots all day long
The people loved him
And thought he was so fuckking cute and sweet and good
And he hated that
He liked to eat the carrots
But that was about it
He had seen this movie Willard
About a bunch of rats who eat Ernest Borgnine
And a bunch of other people who are mean to Willard
Then they eat Willard because he tried to poison them
The adorable little bunny thought this was so cool
The bunny was tired of being cute and cuddly in the cotton field
The bunny wanted to go north, to the big city
And play in the garbage and scare people
By slithering around in the subways and on the streets
Bunny bunny wanted a rat tail, not a bushy cotton tail
Bunny bunny wanted to screech, like a rat, instead of a bunny
Bunny wanted to stop hopping; it was undignified and adorable
And bunny wanted to be more omnivorous
That hopped and bopped through the cotton fields
Eating carrots all day long
The people loved him
And thought he was so fuckking cute and sweet and good
And he hated that
He liked to eat the carrots
But that was about it
He had seen this movie Willard
About a bunch of rats who eat Ernest Borgnine
And a bunch of other people who are mean to Willard
Then they eat Willard because he tried to poison them
The adorable little bunny thought this was so cool
The bunny was tired of being cute and cuddly in the cotton field
The bunny wanted to go north, to the big city
And play in the garbage and scare people
By slithering around in the subways and on the streets
Bunny bunny wanted a rat tail, not a bushy cotton tail
Bunny bunny wanted to screech, like a rat, instead of a bunny
Bunny wanted to stop hopping; it was undignified and adorable
And bunny wanted to be more omnivorous
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