[Round 1: The New Day's Xavier Woods]
I was happy to see we got SWV
Hey, when was y'all’s last hit, way back in '73?
Yo, respect; we know that for a while you were gone
We only listen to good music, we don't know your songs
Weren’t y'all the ones that parked my car today?
Went from Sisters With Voices to Sisters Who Valet
Congrats, oh my God, you got back together
No matter how you try, TLC is much better
[Round 1: SWV's Taj]
You three supposed to be tough, but you're a walking sideshow
No wonder you have a trombone, you actually blow
And it's easy to expose all of your shortcomings
On stage lookin' like the cast of Cool Runnings
And Kofi has a swagger that's an obvious fail
You a grown-ass man and you wear pigtails?
We been around for 30 years and you hardly even matter
I'm glad you brought pancakes, 'cause tonight you gettin’ battered
[Round 2: The New Day's Big E]
Coko, Taj, and Lelee are just foolish
Released a Christmas album that made me wish I was Jewish
It’s almost impossible for people to not hate ya
I'll tell ya right here, it’s just human nature
Taj married a footballer who's not good at winning
Which makes sense, 'cause you're probably just as good at singing
Facing this team was your biggest misfortune
You’re like Destiny's Child if those children were orphans
I was happy to see we got SWV
Hey, when was y'all’s last hit, way back in '73?
Yo, respect; we know that for a while you were gone
We only listen to good music, we don't know your songs
Weren’t y'all the ones that parked my car today?
Went from Sisters With Voices to Sisters Who Valet
Congrats, oh my God, you got back together
No matter how you try, TLC is much better
[Round 1: SWV's Taj]
You three supposed to be tough, but you're a walking sideshow
No wonder you have a trombone, you actually blow
And it's easy to expose all of your shortcomings
On stage lookin' like the cast of Cool Runnings
And Kofi has a swagger that's an obvious fail
You a grown-ass man and you wear pigtails?
We been around for 30 years and you hardly even matter
I'm glad you brought pancakes, 'cause tonight you gettin’ battered
[Round 2: The New Day's Big E]
Coko, Taj, and Lelee are just foolish
Released a Christmas album that made me wish I was Jewish
It’s almost impossible for people to not hate ya
I'll tell ya right here, it’s just human nature
Taj married a footballer who's not good at winning
Which makes sense, 'cause you're probably just as good at singing
Facing this team was your biggest misfortune
You’re like Destiny's Child if those children were orphans
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