[Intro: Announcer (Eddiefrb)]
Animation vs. Anything!
Eric Cartman
Versus
Charlie Brown
Draw!
[Verse 1: Eric Cartman (Eddiefrb) & (Kyle Broflovski (littleflecks))]
Oh my God, Kyle, shut the fuck up and listen
I just found the first Jew that celebrates Christmas
(Shut up, fatass) That's right, Kyle, Mel Gibson tried to warn me
I'll have to fuck his mom tonight, I hear she's pretty horny
Charlie Brown, was it? It must be really tough
Living with both depression and leukemia, so
If you really want me to apologize
Come on down to South Park and suck these balls of mine!
Bitch, I'm dropping bombs, just in case you couldn't tell
Like Imaginationland, I'll leave Peanuts full of shells
'Cause I'm making fat stacks. My pocket's on Kyle's mom
You fucking Gooback, this battle is my job
The lone Christmas tradition for poor children like Kenny
I've seen comics stand on their own better from Jimmy
Well, my job here is done, you're totally boned
So like your actors at puberty, I'm going home
[Verse 2: Charlie Brown (Langle)]
Someone tell Linus to see who I'm stuck with
He'd be thrilled to finally meet the Great Pumpkin
You two are alike - though, not that he's racist
But, you're so insecure that you need blanket statements
So if you want attention start by ditching the mask
It's like your fans are raccoons, 'cause they keep digging your trash
You're crying censorship: "none of the networks care about us
By the way, stream our new specials on Paramount+"
With the hate speech you're dropping, of course your ratings are bombing
Now you're just chasing the profit and saving face like Muhammad
I mean, you can't take a joke and your politics are backwards
Good grief... At least Kanye's a good rapper
I inspired the show that you copy all the time
You even stole The Simpsons' sad and gradual decline
Now you're middle of the road; you lost track of what you fight against
So it makes sense you'd end up living on the side of it
Animation vs. Anything!
Eric Cartman
Versus
Charlie Brown
Draw!
[Verse 1: Eric Cartman (Eddiefrb) & (Kyle Broflovski (littleflecks))]
Oh my God, Kyle, shut the fuck up and listen
I just found the first Jew that celebrates Christmas
(Shut up, fatass) That's right, Kyle, Mel Gibson tried to warn me
I'll have to fuck his mom tonight, I hear she's pretty horny
Charlie Brown, was it? It must be really tough
Living with both depression and leukemia, so
If you really want me to apologize
Come on down to South Park and suck these balls of mine!
Bitch, I'm dropping bombs, just in case you couldn't tell
Like Imaginationland, I'll leave Peanuts full of shells
'Cause I'm making fat stacks. My pocket's on Kyle's mom
You fucking Gooback, this battle is my job
The lone Christmas tradition for poor children like Kenny
I've seen comics stand on their own better from Jimmy
Well, my job here is done, you're totally boned
So like your actors at puberty, I'm going home
[Verse 2: Charlie Brown (Langle)]
Someone tell Linus to see who I'm stuck with
He'd be thrilled to finally meet the Great Pumpkin
You two are alike - though, not that he's racist
But, you're so insecure that you need blanket statements
So if you want attention start by ditching the mask
It's like your fans are raccoons, 'cause they keep digging your trash
You're crying censorship: "none of the networks care about us
By the way, stream our new specials on Paramount+"
With the hate speech you're dropping, of course your ratings are bombing
Now you're just chasing the profit and saving face like Muhammad
I mean, you can't take a joke and your politics are backwards
Good grief... At least Kanye's a good rapper
I inspired the show that you copy all the time
You even stole The Simpsons' sad and gradual decline
Now you're middle of the road; you lost track of what you fight against
So it makes sense you'd end up living on the side of it
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