[Verse 1]
I sat down to watch the game
My wife came in, she'd found my cocaine
I tore out her eyes
Now she can't find my supplies or much else
Oh, what a perfect wife
Love of my life
[Verse 2]
She sang along to CCR
I smashed her face into the VCR
I choked her till her tongue was hanging
Then I grabbed that thing and pulled it out
Oh, what a tasteless wife
Love of my...
[Chorus]
Don't say a word, my darling
I know how you feel
It's been years since I have looked at you this way
And if I've hurt you
Please forgive me
Love makes you do funny things
[Verse 3]
Her playing the piano
Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lake
I took her little fingers
As a souvenir of her playing
Oh, what a talented wife
Love of my life
I sat down to watch the game
My wife came in, she'd found my cocaine
I tore out her eyes
Now she can't find my supplies or much else
Oh, what a perfect wife
Love of my life
[Verse 2]
She sang along to CCR
I smashed her face into the VCR
I choked her till her tongue was hanging
Then I grabbed that thing and pulled it out
Oh, what a tasteless wife
Love of my...
[Chorus]
Don't say a word, my darling
I know how you feel
It's been years since I have looked at you this way
And if I've hurt you
Please forgive me
Love makes you do funny things
[Verse 3]
Her playing the piano
Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lake
I took her little fingers
As a souvenir of her playing
Oh, what a talented wife
Love of my life
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