URL Badman Lily Allen

[Intro]
Alexander, the dinner's on the table!
Alex!
Yeah, alright mum, I said I'm coming!
*Sniff* Gosh

[Verse 1]
I work at home in my parent's basement
I don't troll, I make statements
I'm not a cliché sittin' in my PJ's
Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
I'm like Drake, see, so don't hate me
I get vexed if you don't appreciate me
Real talk, I put the world to rights
And when I'm a big boy, I'm gonna write for Vice

[Pre-Chorus]
It's not for me, it must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But I'm a broadband champion
A URL badman
And if you're tryna call it art
I'll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan, a URL badman

[Chorus]
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy
I got a high-brow game plan, a URL badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause I'm a broadband champion, URL badman