Put It On a T-Shirt The Vaccines

[Verse 1]
Help me make my mind up then as you're tying up my shoes
My ego sang me lullabies and my conscience sang the blues
It took me to a crossroads once and said I had a choice
But he couldn't hear me make my bed over his own voice
So if I climb the mountain now in my patent leather shoes
And I touch the hand of God up there, will you still help me choose?

[Chorus]
They tried to tell me you were cold
And you're impossible to hurt
Now I've heard that said about the both of us
They should put it on a T-shirt
If that's true about the both of us
They should put it on a T-shirt

[Verse 2]
Yes, I got your article on the shape of things to come
I'm glad you're feeling guilty now that you're better off than some
But I think you sent donations to the wrong side of the road
So I took 'em from their window sill and served 'em à la mode

[Chorus]
They tried to tell me you were cold
But they would eat you for dessert
Now I've heard that said about the both of us
They should put it on a T-shirt
If that's true about the both of us
They should put it on a T-shirt
La-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
They should put it on a T-shirt
La-da-da, la da-da-da-da
Why don't they put it on a T-shirt?