The Lonely Jew on Christmas Kyle Broflovski

[Verse 1]
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity

[Chorus]
I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
On Christmas

[Verse 2]
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latkes
Instead of Silent Night, I'm singing 'Huhash Dogavish'
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles? Tell me, please

[Chorus]
I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
I can't be merry
'Cause I'm Hebrew
On Christmas