Big Socks Bette Midler

Mmmmmm, you talk about you and only you
And the things that you do for you
You say you're not a lean cuisine
So I wanna see whatcha got on the menu

Now, if you think you're the man the only man
With an exterior you feel is superior
Just give Miss B a little peek
And see if you really can deliver

Your tendencies are short, my expectations are long
And as I see it now, there's not much to go on
It seems you dug a hole that you can't crawl out
Now I truly see what you're all about

Don't brag about the diamond rings
Or the expensive clothes you wear
'cause I could care less for what you possess
And your attitude needs repair
Don't brag about your body, baby
And say that you're packin' a lot
'cause all I see besides your big feet
Is that you got big socks

Let's just say that there's something lackin'
A flea shouldn't have the nerve to be braggin'
So pack up your little gift and get to steppin'
Return it back and put it in the kiddie section