Fortnite Peter Griffin vs Mario ’85 - Lame-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob (Ft. Chaotic Rap Battles)

[Verse 1: MX (Commander Jacob)]
Hey there champ! Here’s a lesson, 'cause I know dude’s dense
Roman numerals; see me and it’s too tense
Piñata Brian? Think you look cool with that thing?
When I bash it and break it, a brace can be your next Back Bling (Hahaha!)
Tell Lois she better glance now
She’ll only see your face with the other clouds in the background
Kids going in debt for V-Bucks with credit cards
Is the only way innocence gets you far

[Verse 2: Fortnite Peter Griffin (Chaotic Rap Battles)]
Guess I’m the pizza guy; I’ll make you drool from this round
Hehe, you got too many teeth; I’ll put a tool in your mouth
Yeah! The ratchеt’ll make this ugly and it ain’t even Mеg
You’re really rapping with some dogshit; D-MX (what!)
Screw Stewie, I’m off of the fat shit
I’m shooting when someone Snooty Steppes into my mansion
Aim a .5 at ‘85, it’s too late for rebrandin’
This PC port's gonna glitch when the MAC clicks

[Verse 3: MX (Commander Jacob)]
Meowscles tried to make you mad swole
You gave up so hard, you should put your shirt on the flagpole
Without old Slurp Juice shrinking your pants size
How would you escape? You wouldn’t fit in the damn pipes
In The Society you’re, what, 5th wheeling?
I’ll melt your fucking skin if you’re tryna get Peely
Your old fights? This one’s incredibly different
'Cause now you’re the chicken and it’ll end in an instant
If you got a shotgun, why you gotta scope in?
I'll run this level back and forth… you're still reloadin’
Post-nerf, you’d need hundreds of your medallions
They’ll know the exact location that your body can be found in
Seizure got you foaming at the mouth; guess you can’t make the leaks brake
I’m hurting you more than some knee pain
False Hero, not Mario. You’ll heat up with how dark I go (wahoo!)
Witness my true form if you really want the smoke