I Was Born Billy Bragg

I was born at half past 12, almost 1 in the morning
I was born at half past 1, almost 2 in the morning
Now my birthday comes again
And I don't know how old I am
Half past 1 or 2 or 3, almost 4 in the morning

I was born at half past 4, almost 5 in the morning
I was born at half past 6, almost 7 in the morning
How old am I, you ask of me?
One year younger than I used to be
Half past 7, half past 8, half past 9 in the morning

I was born at half past 9, almost 10 in the morning
I was born at half past 10, almost 11 in the morning
Today my age is tweedle and twee
I'm prettier than I used to be
Half past 11, half past 11, almost 12 in the morning