
You Can’t Handle This Five Iron Frenzy
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[Verse 1]
Making young girls pine
I don't have the time
Babies get in line
I've got a protractor
Got a stapler now
It goes "Ka-ching"
Gotta have the math club
Crown me king
Gotta rock the screen
With the cosine graphing
On my calculator
[Pre-Chorus]
If you're up and if you want
A piece of me
Wave goodbye and blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this
[Chorus]
No, No, No
You can't handle this
No, No, No
You can't handle this
[Verse 2]
Through my glasses glare
You'll see savoir faire
Beneath my icy stare
I've got a retainer
Maybe I'm the physics main event
Maybe I'm the chem club president
Maybe even Texas Instruments
Thinks that I'm co-planar
Making young girls pine
I don't have the time
Babies get in line
I've got a protractor
Got a stapler now
It goes "Ka-ching"
Gotta have the math club
Crown me king
Gotta rock the screen
With the cosine graphing
On my calculator
[Pre-Chorus]
If you're up and if you want
A piece of me
Wave goodbye and blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this
[Chorus]
No, No, No
You can't handle this
No, No, No
You can't handle this
[Verse 2]
Through my glasses glare
You'll see savoir faire
Beneath my icy stare
I've got a retainer
Maybe I'm the physics main event
Maybe I'm the chem club president
Maybe even Texas Instruments
Thinks that I'm co-planar
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