Mr. Mistoffelees Andrew Lloyd Webber, Original London Cast, Wayne Sleep, & Paul Nicholas

[RUM TUM TUGGER, spoken]
You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees, the original Conjuring Cat

(sung)
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn!

[MISTOFFELEES, spoken]
Presto!

[COMPANY]
And we all say
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?

[RUM TUM TUGGER]
He is quiet and small, he is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always deceiving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice