Pavement Artist Dick Van Dyke

[BERT]
Chim-chiminey, chim-chiminey, chim-chim cher-oo
I does what I likes and I likes what I do
Hello, art lovers

Today I'm a screever, and as you can see
A screever's an artist of highest degree
And it's all me own work from me own memory

Chim-chiminey, chim-chiminey, chim-chim cher-oo
I draws what I likes and I likes what I drew

No remuneration do I ask of you
But me cap would be glad of a copper or two
Me cap would be glad of a copper or two

Chim-chiminey, chim-chiminey, chim-chim cher-oo
La-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-da-da-dum
Mmm-hmm