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Murda Mook vs. Iron Solomon - URLtv (Ft. Iron Solomon & Murda Mook)
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Murda Mook vs. Iron Solomon URLtv (Ft. Iron Solomon & Murda Mook)

Murda Mook vs. Iron Solomon - URLtv (Ft. Iron Solomon & Murda Mook)
[Round 1: Murda Mook]
Yo boy I know you from somewhere maybe I'll figure it out in my next round
I know y'all all confused like "What's up with this picture?"
Cause y'all like, "Aight we know Mook, but who the fuck is this nigga?"
Nah, we all know who Iron Solomon is, the Iron Solomon kid the math/Math wiz
Who can multiply, add, subtract fractions
Without a calculator and his calculations be 100% accurate
I'm not talking 'bout that shit
I know y'all all confused like, "What's up with this picture/"
Cause y'all like, "Aight, Mook said he retired. What the fuck is up with this nigga?
I mean, first it's 25K or it's 50,000 downloads in a day
Now we know he ain't get the 50 in a day that's a fact
Wait, he must've got that $25,000 from Smack."
I dunno, let's take a vote
What you feel?
No?
What you feel?
No?
You see Smack, I knew the public wouldn't believe that
Give Mook no $25,000 we all seen you tweet that
Matter of fact, take y'all Twitters out, relapse, read back, you gon' see that
He said, "Mook is a legend son. He did so much for me, Smack
But son, giving him 25 grand, shit I just can't see that."
So imagine how that make me feel
Coming from a nigga you come up with from the gutter
You say "Mook" you say "Smack", you say "Smack" you say "Mook"
Nigga we made our name off of each other
Plus I ain't get a dollar off none of them DVDs you sold to these motherfuckers
So to hear him say that I knew exactly how Able must've felt about his brother
Now niggas got the nerve to say, "Mook asking for 25K. He a sucka."
Well so what?!
Ever since I battled Yung Hot and they didn't give that doe up
I said I'm overcharging niggas for what they did to the Cold Crush
But we back cool, right Smack?
So I'ma let the cat out the bag
I know what I'm about to say gon' make a lot of these battlers mad
Eh Solomon, what they gave you? Ten?
They gave Jones ten too right?
So both y'all niggas add up y'all half that be exactly what they gave me nigga
$20,000 in cash
And Calicoe said, "Mook coming back cause his career's on the decline."
My answer is "No."
Calicoe, Mook coming back cause I know platinum artists that don't get 20 grand for a show
I didn't come here to talk a whole lot of popping tools and how many guns I'ma use
Solomon, I came here to strip every piece of integrity outta you
And break you down to your last molecule
Now at first, it appeared to be a curse
These battle rap niggas taking shots at me
But then I got to see there was a gift inside it
Because now, everything you got to say to me has already been acknowledged
These niggas already know I played ball
They already know I went to college
They already heard about a Math story that was clearly one sided
They ran into the ground I'm Ruff Ryding
But I have yet to drop an album, shit
Thanks to these niggas your whole Arsonal is public knowledge
To be blatantly honest
I'm anxious to see what kind of fly shit you gon' pull out the closet
See, if I was you I would joke about my moms being on crack when I was young
I would joke about me waiting by the door for my pops but my pops never come
I would joke about me having no heat, having to go to sleep in one bed with four children
But see that wouldn't be smart of you Solomon
Cause then you would be dissing damn near every motherfucker in this building
Early in his career, we overlooked a lot of shit cause shit he looked like MC Serch
And he was scrawny
But I'ma tell you a secret that most of us have been keeping
Nigga you are tight roping...a thin line...between being funny and being corny
Example
He told Ness his breath smelled like Bigfoot's dick
Now I don't know which part I'm more uncomfortable with
The fact that you thought it was clever to rap about a character that's on some fictional shit
Or the fact that you thought it was cool to rap about a character that's fictional's dick
And then y'all minds should pose another question, if y'all ain't that type
Where would your face have to be in order to know what a niggas dick smells like?
See you remind me of MC Gusto if he was white
You don't care if you're forgiven
He will do or say anything, I mean anything if it means he'll fit in
Example again then
He told Ness, in 33 AD Jesus and Judas died
So in his 33 year E. Ness gets crucified
That shit sounds cool but you Jewish, right?
So why would you try to insult our intelligence?
Nigga Jews study the Torah
Jesus don't appear until The New Testament
See, you a fucking fraud
Matter of fact, Jews don't even believe Jesus is the son of God
So here's a nigga that will go against his religion to win a battle, that's scary and that's fucking odd
But see, I know what happened
He figures since most of us believe in Jesus he would use him to adapt to his demographic
But that's blasphemous
You gave every rabbi in this world yo' ass to kiss
And your family ain't reprimand you so they just as bad for this
I hope y'all all go to Hell and have to walk around with gas shoes
You ain't got no fucking right to be exploiting Christ
You and your family Moissanites
Y'all are some FAKE ASS JEWS!
Listen, let me point out some shit he do for security
Little tactics to distract y'all from noticing his lack of lyrical ability
He tells a lot of jokes in funny octaves
And at the end of his bars to make him sound hard he raise his voice
But you don't really be doing nothing but making noise
I bet the students in your class wanted to beat you to death
Cause it's obvious to [?] to the teacher, he was the pet
You know that nigga, you KNOW that nigga
That be crouching all on the desk
With his arm like this trying not to let niggas cheat off his test
Til one day he got proud and tried to walk in with his glasses and pad
The bully said, "Nah nigga."
They dragged him to the back of the class
He said, "Alright guys I just wanna do my work and actually pass."
"Now shut the fuck up and add up this math!"
Now let this round conclude
You a fake Jew, you suck Bigfoot's dick, you a fraud
Man this shit is incredible cuz
But we can't blame him cause that's what that nose medicine does
I guarantee that if Dave Chappelle and Rick James were right here professing to cuz
They'll be telling him what?
Cocaine (is a helluva drug!)
Easy nigga!
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