Word Crimes "Weird Al" Yankovic

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[Intro]
Everybody shut up (Woo)
Everyone listen up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey (Uh, woo)
Hey, hey, hey (Woo)

[Verse 1]
If you can't write in the proper way (Woo)
If you don't know how to conjugate (Woo)
Hey, maybe you flunked that class (Hey, hey, hey)
And maybe now you find (Hey, hey, hey)
That people mock you online (Hey, hey, hey)
(Everybody wise up)

[Verse 2]
Okay, now here's the deal
I'll try to educate ya (Woo) (Ow)
Gonna familiarize
You with the nomenclature (Woo) (Meow)
You'll learn the definitions (Hey, hey, hey)
Of nouns and prepositions (Hey, hey, hey)
Literacy's your mission (Hey, hey, hey)

[Pre-Chorus]
And that's why I think it's a good time (Woo)
To learn some grammar (What)
Now, did I stammer?
Work on that grammar (Woo)
You should know when
It's "less" or it's "fewer" (Woo) (Oh, yeah)
Like people who were (All right)
Never raised in a sewer

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