P.E.V. Hot Dad

I love drinkin', I do it so much
And after drinkin', I love to get laid
Searchin' for pussy, gonna meet all my needs
But I've got a little secret below

Between my thighs, so easy to forget
A greasy, oozing stump is all that's left
Shriveled testicles, a missing tip
But I still want to slide into you

I know I can't hide it
I've got a penis-eating virus
I'm sure she won't mind that
I've got a penis-eating virus

When it happened, I had to be brave
The doctors couldn't help me, it couldn't be saved
But I want your body, I'm beggin' for you
I'll never get hard no matter what you do

Between my thighs, so easy to forget (Forget)
A greasy, oozing stump is all that's left (Is all that's left)
Shriveled testicles, a missing tip (A missing tip)
But I still need to slide into you

I know I can't hide it
I've got a penis-eating virus
I'm sure she won't mind that
I've got a penis-eating virus