[Verse 1]
I feel a little bad dissing a healthy, wholesome Christian channel
It's gonna hit a nerve like a dentist drill just split enamel
But if you listen out, you'll hear some sounds that I'll be saying
That'll get inside your brain and you'll never feel quite the same
Now, for the benefit of kids to whom I've not been introduced
I'm Dan Bull, a man who'll make you think but using cringey tunes
It's like an interview except that I rip into you
With rhymes and lyrics that'll get inside and sting like Vindaloo
But I'm just dissing you to get the views, Mr. Pewds
Unlike Onision, who is just rude, I can resist a feud
I pick and choose my victims like you pick your whiskey, dude
Just get a whiff of those big digits and I hit the booze
I'm getting sick and woozy sniffing the Hibiki fumes
Just give us a minute, consider this an interlude
While I nick your format and I twist it to "Get pissed? You lose!"
So, if you do get pissed at this dispute
I guess you missed the truth
[Verse 2]
It's just a new and different route for me to redistribute
My criticism of big issues by which we're each affected too
These days it hits the YouTube before it hits the news
That's why they're swift to try to get a libel hit on you
So, I just sit amused at this dispute for which a truce
Is just as blooming likely as if finding that they print the truth
You dream of receiving a teabagging from G-Dragon
But I don't think he'll go for a skinny Swedish Steve Bannon
I'd tell you to delete your channel but I'd be here all night
Hold tight, you made a keyboard macro to be alt-right
Oh my, did I just push your buttons? You're the touchy type
You could be right aligned, centre, left but you're not justified
If I could underline the stuff that I'm disgusted by
You'd just see stripes across the writing
Like a crusty white piece of tiger bread
I'd like to peek inside your head
So, I could see just why you said the things
That people like to get offended by
I feel a little bad dissing a healthy, wholesome Christian channel
It's gonna hit a nerve like a dentist drill just split enamel
But if you listen out, you'll hear some sounds that I'll be saying
That'll get inside your brain and you'll never feel quite the same
Now, for the benefit of kids to whom I've not been introduced
I'm Dan Bull, a man who'll make you think but using cringey tunes
It's like an interview except that I rip into you
With rhymes and lyrics that'll get inside and sting like Vindaloo
But I'm just dissing you to get the views, Mr. Pewds
Unlike Onision, who is just rude, I can resist a feud
I pick and choose my victims like you pick your whiskey, dude
Just get a whiff of those big digits and I hit the booze
I'm getting sick and woozy sniffing the Hibiki fumes
Just give us a minute, consider this an interlude
While I nick your format and I twist it to "Get pissed? You lose!"
So, if you do get pissed at this dispute
I guess you missed the truth
[Verse 2]
It's just a new and different route for me to redistribute
My criticism of big issues by which we're each affected too
These days it hits the YouTube before it hits the news
That's why they're swift to try to get a libel hit on you
So, I just sit amused at this dispute for which a truce
Is just as blooming likely as if finding that they print the truth
You dream of receiving a teabagging from G-Dragon
But I don't think he'll go for a skinny Swedish Steve Bannon
I'd tell you to delete your channel but I'd be here all night
Hold tight, you made a keyboard macro to be alt-right
Oh my, did I just push your buttons? You're the touchy type
You could be right aligned, centre, left but you're not justified
If I could underline the stuff that I'm disgusted by
You'd just see stripes across the writing
Like a crusty white piece of tiger bread
I'd like to peek inside your head
So, I could see just why you said the things
That people like to get offended by
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