[PART I]
[Verse]
There's many words that sound like slurs
But aren't in fact, you see
So don't dismay at what you say
They're perfectly PC
Why, you can mention chinks if they're in your armor
Speak if "spick" if you say, "and span"
Spook a crow if you're a farmer
Have a nip of kraut from the hot dog man
[Bridge]
(I still don't think that you should be saying these words)
Ah, but within the context, they're perfectly innocent
(But that's not what people think when they hear them)
Well, that's okay, Zach, you just have to explain yourself every single time you use them
(Did you write this song just so you could say these words?)
[Verse]
Plug a dyke if you mean a dam
Bum a fag, why, thank you, ma'am
A carabinger used for climeys
Don't look now but something's limey
(What the fuck?)
These chips of citrus fame
I eat them at the Redskins game
(That name's not cool, guys! What the hell?!)
It's sanctioned by the NFL
[Verse]
There's many words that sound like slurs
But aren't in fact, you see
So don't dismay at what you say
They're perfectly PC
Why, you can mention chinks if they're in your armor
Speak if "spick" if you say, "and span"
Spook a crow if you're a farmer
Have a nip of kraut from the hot dog man
[Bridge]
(I still don't think that you should be saying these words)
Ah, but within the context, they're perfectly innocent
(But that's not what people think when they hear them)
Well, that's okay, Zach, you just have to explain yourself every single time you use them
(Did you write this song just so you could say these words?)
[Verse]
Plug a dyke if you mean a dam
Bum a fag, why, thank you, ma'am
A carabinger used for climeys
Don't look now but something's limey
(What the fuck?)
These chips of citrus fame
I eat them at the Redskins game
(That name's not cool, guys! What the hell?!)
It's sanctioned by the NFL
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