Shot in the D**k Key & Peele

[Intro]
All y'all rappers out there think y'all hard cause what y'all been through?
Hey, yo, check it out


[Verse 1]
It was Friday night, chillin' on my front lawn
Me and my crew, I had my bathrobe on
Everybody high
Just watched X-Men
Got plenty chicken heads ready for sex, man
Busters roll up, they trynna talk smack
Don't these niggas know they fucking with the Mack?
Dude pulled his nine
I knew homies seen us
He pulled two shots, somehow my penis got between us
I got-


[Hook]
Shot in the dick
Shot, shot in the dick
I got shot in the dick
But his dick's still standing
Shot in the dick
Shot, shot in the dick
I got shot in the dick
But his dick's still standing