Short Haired Woman Hank Williams Jr.

[Intro]
That sounds pretty good
I think Thunderhead's gonna like this

[Chorus]
I don't want no woman
If her hair ain't no longer than mine
I don't want no woman
If her hair ain't no longer than mine
You know she ain't no good for nothing but trouble
Keep you burned in wrath all the time
Nothing but misery

[Verse 1]
I took my wife to the hairdresser
And this is what the hair woman said
I took my wife to the hairdresser
And this is what the hairdresser said
"Mr. Hawkins, I can't dress this woman's hair
But God knows, I can grieve her hair"
Aw, yeah, Thunderhead might like that
Hey

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
I took my girl out one night
Said, "Baby let's have some fun"
I took my girl out one night
Said, "Baby lеt's have some fun"
Throwed mama 'round, lookеd like a rat fell out of her head
Like one from a burning down barn
They was runnin' everywhere