Stone Cold Buggin’ Young MC

Now this rhyme right here has been dedicated
To all rap fans that said that they hated
The other MC's whose rhymes deviated
'Cause this is real gold, it's not gold-plated

A few years ago, these rhymes were created
I was real proud and very elated
It took a long time as I calculated
But now I look back, I'm glad I waited

At so many times I was so frustrated
'Cause I couldn't finish up what I initiated
I got mad and quite agitated
And I remember rhymes that I had confiscated

But one day, this girl, she perpetrated
She was cute and quite educated
We got married at once and it was consummated
But once it hit the books it was ill-fated

She took me to court to have it litigated
A judge and a jury, that's how it operated
The jury went away and they deliberated
Then she took all of my money, had my house renovated

I felt so poor and so humiliated
Because of a fight that I instigated
But I got my money back and I was jubilated
'Cause the first court decision was never validated