There’s No Bathroom Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. "Weird Al" Yankovic)

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There's no bathroom, there's no bathroom
If she needs to use the bathroom
Tell her that there is no bathroom
Please don't pee in my balloon
This may be a bit more bumpy
Than a plane ride or a taxi
But I promise it is worth it
And your lady, she will swoon
Please don't poop in my balloon