Back Porch The Presidents of the United States of America

[Intro]
(Woo!)

[Verse 1]
Happy with no teeth, happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach, starin' at the situation
Kitty at my foot, meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back 'n' forth; that's my only destination

[Chorus]
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that

[Post-Chorus]
Meeeeeeeeeow
Wow, wow, wow

[Verse 2]
Got a two-string on my lap, total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums, poundin' out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms all plug into amplification
Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin', bug-eyed monkeys all arrivin' at the station

[Chorus]
I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that