FCC Yeastie Girlz

We're the Yeastie Girlz
We're on the radio now
We wanna talk about sex but we're not allowed
'Cause FCC is crackin' down hard
They want everything to sound just like a Hallmark card
They won't even let us talk about number two
But I wonder what they call it when they get it on their shoe
We know what word they're using but we can't say it
'Cause the FCC is full of bull— (Shhh)

We're the Yeastie Girlz and we're here to say
That you'd better do something and right away
Yeah, you'd better wake up and start using your head
'Cause your First Amendment rights are just about dead
Well the FCC will tell ya or haven't you heard?
They think that freedom of speech is a dirty word

Well, the Yeasties got a message for the people who agree
With the stupid regulations of the FCC
You think your kids will be corrupted if they hear about poo?
Well, there's nothing wrong with them, we think the problem is you
Biology is neat, we like our bodies just fine
If you're telling us it's dirty, well, we say you're lying!
Well they call it a free country but it feels like a prison
So write the Federal Communication Commission