Handjobs for Jesus Goldfinger

[Verse 1]
I don't know what ends
I don't know what makes me feel alive
'Cause all this time, I've been alone
The bible says it all
But when they wrote that book, the Earth was flat
They needed hope, they needed faith

[Chorus]
I've spent all this time analyzing
All this time scrutinizing
All this time hypothisizing
All this time philosophizing
Is this life random and meaningless?

[Verse 2]
They saw a burning bush
If I would starve myself for ninenty days
Well, I'd have visions of my own
Love your neighbor as yourself
If I loved myself last night, does that mean
I need to jerk my neighbor off as well?

[Chorus]
I've spent all this time analyzing
All this time scrutinizing
(But what's it worth?!)
All this time hypothisizing
All this time philosophizing
Is this life random and meaningless?