[Verse 1: Jake Ewald]
What do you give someone
Who's already got one of everything
You thought would be the perfect accoutrement
To their unnerving temperament?
Attention?
What could a lowly peasant being like myself
Offer a perfect, pleasant saviour of humanity
Redeemer of us sickly, sinning hillbillies?
Attention
[Chorus 1: Jake Ewald]
Just one more resounding stab at all the others
You've almost blown your cover
But your tracks don't stick
One more bottle should do the trick
Discreetly cleansing the remnants of every disdainful quip
We've found no escape route
But I know you well enough to hate you now
It's too bad you haven't figured that out
[Verse 2: Jake Ewald]
What do you call someone
Who calls you out on DIY ethics you don't embody
As he drains his dad and mommy's monthly data plan?
"An asshole with an iPhone"
What do you give someone
Who's already got one of everything
You thought would be the perfect accoutrement
To their unnerving temperament?
Attention?
What could a lowly peasant being like myself
Offer a perfect, pleasant saviour of humanity
Redeemer of us sickly, sinning hillbillies?
Attention
[Chorus 1: Jake Ewald]
Just one more resounding stab at all the others
You've almost blown your cover
But your tracks don't stick
One more bottle should do the trick
Discreetly cleansing the remnants of every disdainful quip
We've found no escape route
But I know you well enough to hate you now
It's too bad you haven't figured that out
[Verse 2: Jake Ewald]
What do you call someone
Who calls you out on DIY ethics you don't embody
As he drains his dad and mommy's monthly data plan?
"An asshole with an iPhone"
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