Pass the Hatchet, I Think I’m Goodkind Yo La Tengo

Unplug the microphone
The ticker tape scream
They're all desensitized
Grown so backwards
Crush a ??
Well it's slide slide slide
Down the water slide
Slide slide slide
Down the water slide

Unplug the microscope
The ticker tape stream
??
It's easy to be quiet
But harder than it seems
While I slide slide
Down the water slide
Slide slide slide
Down the water slide

Unplug the microphone
The ticker tape screams
??
Can't see for miles
Can't see the pavement for the street
Well it's slide slide slide
Down the water slide
Slide slide slide
Down the water slide