Be Polite to Everyone William Finn (Ft. Alyse Alan Louis, Ana Gasteyer, Christian Borle & Jonathan Groff)

[MR. BUNGEE]
Be polite to everybody
Everybody except all your nearest and your dearest
They love too much and earn your spite
So never be polite

[MIMI]
Okay, you want me to go? I'll go

[GORDON]
Oh, great

[MR. BUNGEE]
But be polite to the mailman
Be polite to the bulldog down the street
Be polite to the man who sells shoes when he measures your feet
Be polite always

[GORDON]
You know, nobody invited you here!

[MIMI]
What?

[MR. BUNGEE]
To athletes in hallways