Dimbo Man Neil Sedaka

Dimbo was a scallywag
Lived inside a doggy-bag
Just the other side of Tucson
Mary was his honey bun
Did the same for everyone
Dimbo always turned her juice on

Oh Louanna, let me be your Dimbo Dimbo man
Oh Louanna, give it here and I'll do all I can

Dimbo rode a barber pole
Mary took a jelly roll
How she said she needed trimmin'
Dimbo took his scissor out
Mary never had a doubt
Dimbo always left her swimmin'

I'm sayin', oh Louanna, let me be your dimbo Dimbo man
Oh Louanna, give it here and I'll do all I can

Dimbo popped a coconut
Mary felt it in her gut
Said it felt just like a genie
Dimbo said to Mary, look
We're a true adventure book
Captain Love meets Doctor Meanie