[Round 1: HFK]
Pat Stay was in his room jumping around like, "White power! White power!"
And then Kaliente came in like, "What the fuck did you just say?!"
And he's like, "Oh ahhh, I like basketball. Dwight Howard! Dwight Howard!"
Fuck him and all of Scotia, I will not let this wack cat win
Cause I'm the damn champion
And after giving birth to this giganticly retarded man standing
Fucking his mom is like throwing a banana down the Grand Canyon
He changes his Facebook status every two minutes like a dumb cunt
Like, "What's a good place to go and get a buzz cut?"
"Will someone so kindly let me borrow one buck?"
"I'm in search of a job, can somebody hook this bum up?"
Well here's my fully updated status
"Hey numb nuts. Shut the fuck up!"
He's like The Hulk so don't get him angry
Cause the last time someone said, "Pat's a faggot"
The neck on this man just vanished
He shrunk two feet, gained 40 pounds of muscle, got all tanned and massive
Magically developed some awesome fucking rapping tactics
Made his King Of The Dot debut and murdered a rapper named Lavish Language
You can't step into my ring cause you know I'm iller
And your weak ass punchlines wouldn't even get a "oooooh!" from Zilla
He puts his cell phone on vibrate, shoves it up his ass and tells all of his friends
"Call me every chance that you get. And if I don't pick up. Call me again."
You know how I could tell he likes the fat size dick?
Cause he's not much into weed but every time his boys roll a fat size spliff
He's like, "Whoa, whoa Mac, Kyle, Nick. Let me baptize it."
Any rapper who's fucked with me lost
And he gives guys head for nothing, he's a sucka free boss
Pat Stay was in his room jumping around like, "White power! White power!"
And then Kaliente came in like, "What the fuck did you just say?!"
And he's like, "Oh ahhh, I like basketball. Dwight Howard! Dwight Howard!"
Fuck him and all of Scotia, I will not let this wack cat win
Cause I'm the damn champion
And after giving birth to this giganticly retarded man standing
Fucking his mom is like throwing a banana down the Grand Canyon
He changes his Facebook status every two minutes like a dumb cunt
Like, "What's a good place to go and get a buzz cut?"
"Will someone so kindly let me borrow one buck?"
"I'm in search of a job, can somebody hook this bum up?"
Well here's my fully updated status
"Hey numb nuts. Shut the fuck up!"
He's like The Hulk so don't get him angry
Cause the last time someone said, "Pat's a faggot"
The neck on this man just vanished
He shrunk two feet, gained 40 pounds of muscle, got all tanned and massive
Magically developed some awesome fucking rapping tactics
Made his King Of The Dot debut and murdered a rapper named Lavish Language
You can't step into my ring cause you know I'm iller
And your weak ass punchlines wouldn't even get a "oooooh!" from Zilla
He puts his cell phone on vibrate, shoves it up his ass and tells all of his friends
"Call me every chance that you get. And if I don't pick up. Call me again."
You know how I could tell he likes the fat size dick?
Cause he's not much into weed but every time his boys roll a fat size spliff
He's like, "Whoa, whoa Mac, Kyle, Nick. Let me baptize it."
Any rapper who's fucked with me lost
And he gives guys head for nothing, he's a sucka free boss
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