Scrooge The Muppets

[GEORGE THE JANITOR]:
When a cold wind blows it chills you
Chills you to the bone
[FEMALE WHATNOT]
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
Like years of bein' alone

[PIG]
It paints you with indifference
Like a lady paints with rouge
[BLUE FRACKLE]
And the worst of the worst
[ARETHA]
The most hated and cursed
[BLUE FRACKLE]
Is the one that we call Scrooge
(yeah)
[INKSPOT]
Unkind as any
[PORCUPINE]
And the wrath of many
[INKSPOT]
This is Ebenezer Scrooge

[ALL]
Oh! There goes Mr. Humbug
There goes Mr. Grim
If they gave a prize for bein' mean
The winner would be him
[FARM ANIMALS]
Old Scrooge he loves his money
Cause he thinks it gives him power
[SINGING FOOD]
If he became a flavor, you can bet he would be sour
(Yuck!)